its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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