I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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