ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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