Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt