Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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