that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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