I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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