he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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