it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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