guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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