I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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