No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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