I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
