yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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