I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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