Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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