He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
