Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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