please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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