Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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