somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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