So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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