I CAN MOONWALK!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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