On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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