Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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