Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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