Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
