one two three fourrrrnication!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.