Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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