i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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