Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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