I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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