so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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