thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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