party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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