Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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