It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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