Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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