Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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