i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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