I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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