id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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