Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
