Your face is a jimmy john
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
