My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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