I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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