no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
we're so committed to being not committed
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
