i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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