Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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