im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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