I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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